About James

I’ve never had that much luck when it comes to ladies…I always seem to say the wrong thing, do the wrong thing or stare at their boobs too much, which is probably why I’ve never had a girlfriend or even gone a date with a lady. First a bit about me, I am 19 years old, I live with some people I met on the internet and I’m currently unemployed but don’t let that deter you ladies! Oh no! I have what is commonly referred to as an elephant penis.
So if you have low standards and are as lonely as I am, please feel free to contact me. I would pay for dinner and fight a wild tiger bare handed to be with you.